Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai. Good Morning.
Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal
ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere
mehboob ka naam hai.
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya
hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf
tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.
Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai,
yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par
sms karte hai aur aap sms ane
par yaad karte hai.
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai
muskurate hai woh.
Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.
Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.
Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai
muskurate hai woh.
